ellyodd (ellyodd) wrote in now_and_again,

How they look now

I hate the world for cancelling this show.

Michael Wiseman: Can I fly?
Dr. Theodore Morris: What?
Michael Wiseman: Can I fly? You know, like, uh, Superman?
Dr. Theodore Morris: Mr. Wiseman, over the past 6 months we've performed a complicated series of operations. I'm tempted to call them transplants, but in truth, there is no "you" to transplant them to. Let's call them operations. In fact, let's agree that you have been the recipient of some of the most sophisticated surgical thinking and practice in the history of medicine. In addition, you have been inoculated with and intravenously fed over 700 highly experimental and, I believe extraordinarily promising hormones, steroids and vaccines that also were developed uniquely for you in this project. Now I mention all that because, and I'm embarrassed to admit it, that in the midst of all those surgeries, all those implant procedures, all the beta trials, tests, failures and successes... it just never occurred to any of us to shove a rocket up your ass.

Michael Wiseman no. 1 /  John Goodman

Now:  Kronk's New Groove

Lisa Wiseman: Stop saying my name like you've known me for a million years! And stop acting so familiar! You are completely unfamiliar! In fact, you're crazy! In fact, you're a crazy man walking around asking people to hold his eggs. Screw you! SCREW... YOU!
Michael Wiseman: Really? You sure? It's a weekday, you know!

Michael Wiseman no. 2 / Eric Close

Now:  "Without a Trace"  & NTSB: The Crash of Flight 323 (2004)

Lisa Schleigelmilch Wiseman: I -- I don't know anything about him.
Heather Wiseman: He lives on 63rd and Madison. He works for the government. He looks like he was made by Mattel. What else do you need to know?

Lisa Schleigelmilch Wiseman / Margaret Colin

Now: Nothing...  First Daughter (2004)

Heather Wiseman: Hey, you guys are in the government, right? Aren't you, like, packing? 'Cause if you are, now would be a good time to pull out your heaters and throw down.
Dr. Theodore Morris: We are I.R.S. agents. We do not pack.
Lisa Schleigelmilch Wiseman: Well, do something. For goodness sake. Threaten them with an audit.

 Heather Wiseman / Heather Matarazzo

Now:  Saved!The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement &  Believe in Me

Michael Wiseman: And, by the way, what's a POTUS? What?
Dr. Theodore Morris: The "o" stands for "of" and the "t" stands for "the."
Michael Wiseman: Thank you, Vanna. I'd like to buy a vowel now.

Craig Spence / Chad Lowe

Now:  Fielder's Choice

Dr. Theodore Morris: You're stronger than any man on the planet. You're faster than any man on the planet and, theoretically at least, if something should happen to you I could, if I had a couple of billion dollars and a new brain build another unit to replace you.
Michael Wiseman: Ah, you're just saying that to make me feel better.

Dr. Theodore Morris / Dennis Haysbert

Now: Jarhead

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